My Gym Has Roaches

So I'm relaxing alone in the sauna after an intense workout with my trainer. Something catches my attention out of the corner of my eye. It's a roach the size of my big toe (I wear a size 12 running shoes). It didn't seem to be too bothered by my being there. And I was too exhausted from my training session to attempt to destroy the large bug. I look up again and it disappears just as quickly as it appears. Maybe I'll start a daily roach update. Wish I could tag it or track it and see what it does throughout the day.